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i snorted when i opened your dick pic and that’s because your dick has feet.

your dick looks like a wind-up toy for a hen’s night. your dick looks like it will run away if it gets scared. your dick looks, frankly, ridiculous. sender, this is Not A Good Look: it’s a log but with FEET sprouting out the side of it. feet. 

you need to go back to the drawing board on this, sender. keep reading.

thank you for submitting to critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com. your dick pic gets a D+.

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    lolololololol
  4. snidge-isms reblogged this from critiquemydickpic and added:
    This made me laugh so much!
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    Dying….
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    I am literally crying. NSFW.
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    This one is SO cute! Laughing out loud, here :)
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    I dunno, I shouldn’t like this, but it has so much energy and life to it! That dick looks as if it should have a big...
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    I have to admit, I kinda like the feet, actually.
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