owner of a lonely cock

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thank you for your picture & for your email asking me how to “fix your lonely cock”.

you have conspicuously arranged yourself so that i can see that your cock is the size of your forearm, & i think the implication is meant to be “ha ha, a cock like this, lonely huh? ;)”. well, whatever. you & i both know i’m not here to talk about the ins & outs of forearm-sized cocks, i’m here to talk about pictures.

yours is honestly quite good. it’d be better if you weren’t contorting yourself to prove how big you are, because we all have eyes; it would’ve benefited from a more natural pose but i do like how your hand is poised.

thank you for submitting to critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com. your dick pic gets a B+. 

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    UM
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    I like how the contortion affects the overall composition
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    10/10 would ride.