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ohhhhh MAN i can’t believe i still get these from time to time.

i mean, look: i’ve covered this. there’s precisely nothing good to be said about dick pics like this. the thing about your line-up-an-inanimate-object-alongside-your-dick pic, though, is that the object you chose was a tube of toothpaste, which isn’t even an impressive thing for your dick to be shaped like. 

"my dick is like this moderately long, bendy & minty-centred object" like where are you even going with this

thank you for submitting to critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com. your dick pic gets a & not a D- because i’m honestly just amused at this point. 

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    PREACH
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