critique my dick

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this is what i like to call “the log”.

"the log" is when you take a bird’s eye view, close-up shot of your enormous dick, with your dick taking up most of the frame & with very little surrounding detail. dudes, they’re boring. they’re ~so~ boring. they say "look at my fat cock" & fuck all else. they say "i’m hung, but i’m remarkably dull".

i have a backlog of approximately 7,800 logs in my inbox & i never want to see another log in my life.

no more logs.

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