mission statement

this is a tumblr with a simple premise: send me your dick pics, & i’ll critique them with love.

'with love' is an important addendum. i'm never going to shame you about the size of your dick or what it looks like; i'm not about that life. i will, however, be ruthlessly honest when it comes to things like angles, lighting & general tone. i'm trying to help you improve, because in all likelihood your dick pics are artless & dull.

i’m only going to post dick pics that dudes (or other people with dicks) send me for the purpose of this tumblr, or that are sent to me randomly. i’m not going to expose any dick pics i get privately so don’t sweat, innanet baes ;), & if you recognise your dick on here & you want me to take it down, just ask & i will.

send all dick pics to critiquemydickpic@gmail.com.

100% ANON, NO SIZE SHAMING 

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