thank you for submitting a POC dick pic; they’re highly encouraged around these parts. there’s a fair bit of room for improvement, though.

i mean, you’ve definitely got the right idea with the soaped-up, in-the-bath look, which is classically and consistently hot, and your hand placement is quite tender and attractive. it’s too zoomed in though, with not enough focus on the rest of your body and a mundane and lackluster background.

i feel like you’ve got a better dick pic in you than this, so definitely keep going.

thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets a C.

I’m ready to be critiqued

I am hereby submitting a dick pic (of sorts). Eager to read your response! I feel cautiously confident.

you really need to back up a cocky (…..) approach like this with the goods, and fortunately you have, by and large.

the way your dick is hanging out inside your boxers is frankly pretty great, and i like the fact that you’re basically fully clothed, yet there’s nothing at all G-rated about your picture.  the use of shadow is excellent and the background is uncluttered, but i feel like your pose could pack a bit more punch.

thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets a B+.

(no subject)

well isn’t this lovely. and weird.

this is a very arty dick pic and thankfully not in a “slap a black and white filter over it” sense. you’re all blue and covered in flowers but your dick is raging hard and it’s all pretty funny and visually appealing. it’s not super sexual but it’s interesting, and i appreciate that.

thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets a B+.

for your consideration


I like your irreverence and gentle tact. I am probably one of your older models, having been born in 1956. Cheers!

this is a medium dick pic, sender.

good things: the swath of non-dick body that you’ve included. your hand placement. the relatively clear background.

not so good things: the blaaaaack and whiiiiiite whyyyyyyyyyy!?!! i’ve said this so many times i’m starting to sound like a stuck record, but black and white is CONSTANTLY used as a lazy shorthand for an arty, thoughtful picture and it’s getting. so. boring. why not just not do it! leave the colour! that, and this picture slightly lacks oomph.

thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets a B-.

unseeliefaerie said: bless u dick pic critic


This idiot


this was an unsolicited dick pic thrust upon a dear friend of mine, which makes it fair game for critique.

i note that you sent this picture with a single question: “you likey?”. no, sender, my friend doesn’t likey. i don’t likey. no one likeys. i mean which part exactly were we supposed to likey? the little nondescript triangular sliver of the mid portion of your shaft? the mundane background and outfit choice? the big white semicircular blob in the foreground that might be your hand or your gut?

it’s very bad, sender. please stop afflicting this on people who haven’t asked for it, and even on anyone who has.

thank you for your submission (in an indirect sort of way) to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets a D.

My Dick Pic


am Asian and the ‘Asian size’ has bothered me for sometime, a while back. After seeing/sleeping with men of different colours and ethnicity, I have realised theAsian size myth is bullshit, and how this whole stereotyping effects one’s confidence. 
… Beside this, what do you think of my picture?
i think your picture is really great, sender.
this shot has clarity and careful composition and a small number of elements all working well together. your hand placement is tender and well-considered and while this is quite a close up shot, it’s not a log and thank god for that. excellent use of shadow and lighting. i’m pleased.
thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets an A.

New submission


i’m VERY pleased with this dick pic, sender. VERY pleased.

your clothing situation is absolutely perfect: you’ve left enough on to add subtlety to your picture, yet you certainly haven’t been coy in terms of how much you’ve chosen to lay bare. a generous swath of your dick is revealed, following the line of the waist of your pulled-down pants; your forearm is curved beautifully and you’re gripping the head of your dick with conviction.

this picture makes me feel a little weak, in a good way. well done. 

thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets an A+.

my dick pic

bearing in mind that, as always, i’m talking strictly about the quality of your picture and not about your dick, or you, sender, let me just say: it’s bad.

it’s almost offensively lazy, this picture: you’re sprawled in a can’t-be-fucked (and probably won’t-be-fucked) pose, and you’ve simply thrust your camera or phone down at your dick and clicked the button, and that’s it. did you even take a few different shots and select the best one? i doubt it.

the background is, at least, stark and clear, and white bedding in a white bedroom is a great backdrop for a dick pic, but you’re really not maximising this picture’s potential. at all.

thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets a D+.

Another dick pic :)


it’s not terrible, sender, but it’s not blowing me away either.

i make no secret of the fact that i’m a fan of through-underwear dick pics (or dick prints) and you’re wearing rather a fetching pair, if 70s colours and geometrical shapes are your thing. you’re not doing much with your pose, though, and the background is a bit mundane. 

with some more enthusiasm and effort this could be a great dick pic, but it’s only about 50% of the way there right now.

thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets a B.